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Lemon Tree // Peter, Paul and Mary

Highway blowout. Today was not fun.

Highway blowout. Today was not fun.

If it would have been done earlier, it would have been even better for Microsoft, frankly.

—Tim Cook, talking about Microsoft releasing Office for the iPad on today’s earnings call. (via parislemon)

Circa 1996.

Circa 1996.

Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are hanging out one afternoon. Einstein is bored, so he suggests, “Let’s play hide-and-seek! I’ll be it!”

The others agree, so Einstein begins counting. Pascal runs off right away to find a place to hide. But Newton merely takes out a piece of chalk and draws a square around him.

When Einstein opens his eyes, he immediately spots Newton standing in front of him. He says, “I found you, Newton!”

Newton replies, “No, you found one Newton per square meter- you found Pascal!”

At the exact same second, outside a restaurant, 
the wind was sweeping in under a tablecloth, 
causing the glasses to dance without anybody noticing it.

At the exact same second, outside a restaurant, 

the wind was sweeping in under a tablecloth, 

causing the glasses to dance without anybody noticing it.

"The ultimate April Fools’ joke was to launch something kind of crazy on April 1st and have it still exist on April 2nd.”
Happy 10th anniversary!

"The ultimate April Fools’ joke was to launch something kind of crazy on April 1st and have it still exist on April 2nd.”

Happy 10th anniversary!