Lemon Tree // Peter, Paul and Mary
If it would have been done earlier, it would have been even better for Microsoft, frankly.
—Tim Cook, talking about Microsoft releasing Office for the iPad on today’s earnings call. (via parislemon)
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are hanging out one afternoon. Einstein is bored, so he suggests, “Let’s play hide-and-seek! I’ll be it!”
The others agree, so Einstein begins counting. Pascal runs off right away to find a place to hide. But Newton merely takes out a piece of chalk and draws a square around him.
When Einstein opens his eyes, he immediately spots Newton standing in front of him. He says, “I found you, Newton!”
Newton replies, “No, you found one Newton per square meter- you found Pascal!”
"The ultimate April Fools’ joke was to launch something kind of crazy on April 1st and have it still exist on April 2nd.”
Happy 10th anniversary!